my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking
اللهم ارح قلبي فأنت أعلم بما فيه
every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
Old folks be up at 5:30am fully dressed & groomed……… To go sit on the porch.
Women: You always talk over me and-
Man: That literally never happens

